Obama announces VP choice
BROKEN ELBOW, OKLAHOMA
OBAMA ANNOUNCES VP CHOICE
Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he's chosen Delaware Senator Joseph Biden to be his running mate in the fall campaign. Senator Biden is a long-time Washington insider with considerable experience in foreign policy and national security.
Broken Elbow's Dr. Wally Crankset, who announced earlier this week that he was the VP pick and not Sen. Biden, reacted angrily when contacted by the Meteor News. Dr. Crankset was finishing lunch at Larry's Cafe, a local watering hole, where he made these comments. "This ain't over! I'm the real candidate not that panty-waist Biden. He's gonna have to come here and we'll settle this man-to-man! And dammit, Larry, last call does not come at one o'clock in the afternoon!"
Moments later, Dr. Crankset was escorted to the door.
The Broken Elbow Meteor News will offer continuing coverage of his campaign for vice-president.